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AKK: Run!
« on: August 08, 2012, 02:22:51 pm »
This story was written in less than one hour today (after I spent the last two weeks in this forum and on Twitter (Yes, riamachia, it's all your fault! ;) ). It is currently unbetaed, so if you spot any mistakes I missed in the hurry, please let me know. Otherwise... good luck! This story is CRACK. UTTER forum-induced CRACK. Consider yourself warned!

Run! - a cracked Emperor's Edge (meta) fanfic by Ann Kniggendorf
in dedication to Lindsay B.

Summary: they stand no chance whatsoever.
Genre: crack, kind of but not really AU (but the other categories don't fit any better)
Labels: everything imaginable
Rating: when you are old enough to visit (and survive) this forum, you are old enough to face this fic.

This story is licensed internationally under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0: CC BY-SA  [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/legalcode].
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 02:28:02 pm »
ROTFL ! Now, I will have to explain to everyone at the office why I'm grinning like a madwoman...
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 02:43:10 pm »
Ohmigod that was HILARIOUS. I lost it at the leather pants part :)
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2012, 02:44:45 pm »
Hysterical!!
And leather pants!
This makes me feel like I've been slacking. Must. Write. More. Fanfic.
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2012, 03:18:20 pm »
I ought to have deduced from the comments that this should not be read at work. Omigod, sooooo funny.

Now my lab mates think I'm nuts. Oh wait, they already did. No harm done ;)
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2012, 03:31:56 pm »
I started having an asthma attack at the leather pants part!  ;D
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2012, 03:59:11 pm »
...and AKK hits a home run touching all the bases of this forum!

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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2012, 04:05:07 pm »
 ;D  OMG!! You did it-that was absolutely the best thing ever.  Can you tell it brought the sixteen yr old out of me?  I'm so excited I think I'm hyperventilating!!  Fantastic AKK!

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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2012, 05:13:43 pm »
Hahahahahaha!!! that was awesome. :o)

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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2012, 05:38:17 pm »
I loved it! My only complaint was it was too short ;D I almost spit my drink out at the open shirt + leather pants (Sicarius became Fabio for me after that complete with flowing hair!)
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2012, 05:39:18 pm »
I loved it! My only complaint was it was too short ;D I almost spit my drink out at the open shirt + leather pants (Sicarius became Fabio for me after that complete with flowing hair!)

I almost snorted my drink all over my laptop at that visual...
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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2012, 07:13:28 pm »
Oh..My god...Bwahahaha

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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2012, 07:38:41 pm »
That's hilarious :)

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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2012, 08:00:58 pm »
I loved it! My only complaint was it was too short ;D I almost spit my drink out at the open shirt + leather pants (Sicarius became Fabio for me after that complete with flowing hair!)

Oh my god. I'm going to be scarred by this image all night.  ;D

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Re: AKK: Run!
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2012, 08:08:38 pm »
I was going to find a really awful Fabio romance book cover and put a bathtub in the background, but I couldn't find the perfect one. Sads :p
Once you've made sure that the signal gets through
There's one final thing that I want you to do
Put me where I'll see stars, so that I can see you
And I'll soar like a leaf on the wind