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Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« on: December 22, 2012, 12:36:14 am »
This is the gift that moldynotgo (and many others!) wrote for Lindsay for the Secret Santacarius exchange. This was supposed to be an anonymous exchange, but we've talked so much about the armpit haiku, that there was really no point in trying to maintain secrecy on this one. Like, really, none whatsoever.

Happy Solstice, Lindsay!
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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2012, 06:13:46 am »
Do not attempt to read this while eating. ROFL  ;D
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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2012, 09:29:38 am »
you ladies are sick and twisted...I love you all dearly :D
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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2012, 10:40:29 am »
OMG - I love you. Seriously. That was freaking great! (Mr. Stabby.....bwahahahahaaaa!!!!)

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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2012, 11:22:11 am »
I...I don't know what to say about this. Except that it put me into a giggling fit.  ;D
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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2012, 11:25:51 am »
ROTFL - That is all.
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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2012, 01:56:55 pm »
Armpit haiku is in 'alternate universe'?? What, this is IMPLAUSIBLE or something???


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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2012, 04:19:04 pm »
Aww, a group effort! And such a stylish little book. How do I get a signed copy to put on the fridge? :)

Thank you, guys!


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Re: Santacarius: Haiku du axilla (written for Lindsay)
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2012, 08:46:48 pm »
Lincolnlogcrest--that has a nice ring to it!
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