The Emperor's Edge

SPOILERS => Yea! Spoilers => Topic started by: Aamartin on September 09, 2012, 07:36:30 pm

Title: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Aamartin on September 09, 2012, 07:36:30 pm
I'm gonna say: Sic and Am sexy time. It'll happen but we won't get any details.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Laurel on September 09, 2012, 07:37:29 pm
Mal's days and experiences as a male escort. Along with the things that go on at the Pirate's Plunder.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Aamartin on September 09, 2012, 07:38:05 pm
Good one!
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 09, 2012, 07:38:52 pm
The details of Am's week in Pike's hands...
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Sara M. on September 09, 2012, 07:39:35 pm
Mal's days and experiences as a male escort. Along with the things that go on at the Pirate's Plunder.

More specifically, the birthday party Maldynado threw for Amaranthe there!
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 09, 2012, 07:42:02 pm
Mal's days and experiences as a male escort. Along with the things that go on at the Pirate's Plunder.

More specifically, the birthday party Maldynado threw for Amaranthe there!


I don't think nothing much happened there, at least not as long as Am was around lol
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Mana on September 09, 2012, 07:48:54 pm
Answering our question about 'service' or '5 finger date'?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Sara M. on September 09, 2012, 08:07:52 pm
Mal's days and experiences as a male escort. Along with the things that go on at the Pirate's Plunder.

More specifically, the birthday party Maldynado threw for Amaranthe there!


I don't think nothing much happened there, at least not as long as Am was around lol

I just remember a line in EE3 where Basilard was smirking at the memory of the party that made me want to know what happened. It's probably one of those things that's far funnier if it's left a mystery, though, haha.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on September 10, 2012, 03:23:48 am
Akstyr experimenting with mental sciences and girls. :)

Hmm, that should be a plot bunny right there...
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 10, 2012, 03:29:40 am
Just Akstyr experimenting with girls full stop.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: ndngirl on September 10, 2012, 09:50:44 am
In ee5 chapter 14, amaranthe did mention that she would not make the mistake again of a night of carousing with Maldynado. Somaybe it was her birthday party.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 10, 2012, 12:11:52 pm
Sicarius' secret haberdashery.

Wait now I'm thinking of Turgonian's Next Top Model.

Wait this is things that COULD have happened.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on September 10, 2012, 12:19:18 pm
Mentioned in other threads but qualifies for this one:

Amaranthe's stash of steampunk Tampax.


Also:

What guys like Maldynado use for contraception ('Turgonian Letters' anyone?)

Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: AKK on September 10, 2012, 12:37:51 pm
What guys like Maldynado use for contraception ('Turgonian Letters' anyone?)

Well, functional preservatives were around for sure since 16th Century something. Modern times just improved... ease of use & discard by replacing sheep skin (and intestine) first with rubber (1855), then latex (1920), then polyurethane (1998) and therelike. So the things were definitely around in steam times, though considered expensive, I think. But then, washing and reusing was common enough...

...gah, that essay on syphilis definitely *stuck* in mind!  :P

p.s.: less questionable source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#Before_the_19th_century (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom#Before_the_19th_century)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on September 10, 2012, 03:59:59 pm
Okay, here's another one:

Books for sure has toenail fungus.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 10, 2012, 05:30:49 pm
Steampunk Tampax? Lol! Now I'm thinking of tampons with... gears :o
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 10, 2012, 05:32:32 pm
Steampunk Tampax? Lol! Now I'm thinking of tampons with... gears :o


Owwww
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Sara M. on September 10, 2012, 06:02:12 pm
What guys like Maldynado use for contraception ('Turgonian Letters' anyone?)

Well, functional preservatives were around for sure since 16th Century something. Modern times just improved... ease of use & discard by replacing sheep skin (and intestine) first with rubber (1855), then latex (1920), then polyurethane (1998) and therelike. So the things were definitely around in steam times, though considered expensive, I think. But then, washing and reusing was common enough...


That makes my skin crawl.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: AKK on September 11, 2012, 02:04:49 am
What guys like Maldynado use for contraception ('Turgonian Letters' anyone?)

Well, functional preservatives were around for sure since 16th Century something. Modern times just improved... ease of use & discard by replacing sheep skin (and intestine) first with rubber (1855), then latex (1920), then polyurethane (1998) and therelike. So the things were definitely around in steam times, though considered expensive, I think. But then, washing and reusing was common enough...


That makes my skin crawl.

Mine, too. I definitely wouldn't want to do that washing & drying.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: K2N2 on September 11, 2012, 11:51:24 am
There is always the "bail out" option.  Might be as effective as the "tea" but less so than the intestines.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Sarah on September 11, 2012, 05:07:15 pm
There is always the "bail out" option.  Might be as effective as the "tea" but less so than the intestines.

All I can think of now are parachutes! Heh.

Anyway, I believe they call the people who practice this method "parents".
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 11, 2012, 07:44:14 pm
I still laugh whenever I think about the scene in EE1 when Amaranthe is watching Sicaius training in the ice house and thinking "NOT going to be attracted to the amoral assassin." Makes me wonder just what other fantasies she's had since then that Lindsay hasn't bothered to mention. :o
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 11, 2012, 07:47:54 pm
I still laugh whenever I think about the scene in EE1 when Amaranthe is watching Sicaius training in the ice house and thinking "NOT going to be attracted to the amoral assassin." Makes me wonder just what other fantasies she's had since then that Lindsay hasn't bothered to mention. :o

I forgot about that! Oh they've come such a long way.  :P
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 12, 2012, 03:40:53 am
Don't think LB needs to mention them in the books, we're doing a fine job for her.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on September 12, 2012, 05:22:42 am
Don't think LB needs to mention them in the books, we're doing a fine job for her.

Yes, but I want CANON fantasies. Like what's the official Amaranthe opinion on bathtubs versus showers??
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on September 12, 2012, 05:23:21 am
...actually, we got that one answered in EE5 (bathtubs, natch).

But still, other important details, like leather, need to be public!
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 12, 2012, 07:13:12 am
we talking leather with sutds, or just plain supple working leather ???
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 12, 2012, 08:11:23 am
I don't think it matters, as long as Sicarius is in it  8)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 12, 2012, 08:13:18 am
I don't think it matters, as long as Sicarius is in it  8)

Or better yet, out of it?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 12, 2012, 09:47:15 am
I don't think it matters, as long as Sicarius is in it  8)

Or better yet, out of it?
even better in the process of being helped out of it >:D
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: K2N2 on September 12, 2012, 10:47:18 am
I don't think it matters, as long as Sicarius is in it  8)

Or better yet, out of it?
even better in the process of being helped out of it >:D
And we have now cycled back to the tear away leather pants idea.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 12, 2012, 12:18:08 pm
I'm just the inventor... Maybe it's subconscious ;)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 12, 2012, 01:16:17 pm
Plot bunny in leather pants...
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 13, 2012, 06:25:20 am
that'd be the Pike Bunny then >:D
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 13, 2012, 08:32:11 am
that'd be the Pike Bunny then >:D
Ha! I wanna see that one *cue Cael*
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 13, 2012, 09:28:02 am
We must see this one!  tempted to try my hand at a bit of anthropomorphism myself, if i ever find the time ???
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 13, 2012, 09:50:29 am
I encourage that. :D
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 13, 2012, 10:18:57 am
so would i if bloody real life could bugger off for a while ???
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 13, 2012, 12:29:34 pm
that'd be the Pike Bunny then >:D
Ha! I wanna see that one *cue Cael*

Pike plot bunny? I might have to have Bunny!Sic creeping up behind him to put a knife in his back
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 13, 2012, 12:30:28 pm
Sespian bunny?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 13, 2012, 12:31:14 pm
He'd have to be all cute and fluffy like Bunny!Akstyr ;)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 04:53:08 am
In a little regimental jacket probably.  bit like Peter Rabbit on crack
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 04:55:41 am
Awww. Now that HAS to be drawn.  :P
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 07:05:05 am
Peter Rabbit on crack or Sespian!bunny in a regimental jacket?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 14, 2012, 07:26:48 am
Oh my! I want a Sespian bunny :D
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 07:38:19 am
Peter Rabbit on crack or Sespian!bunny in a regimental jacket?

A Sespian!bunny in a regimental jacket, although the former would be amusing.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 14, 2012, 09:04:47 am
I want a Sespian bunny, too!
I'd also like to see a FAT ugly Pike bunny
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 09:22:50 am
drawn my own version of a sespian bunny, though it looks a bit mean.  shame i don't have a scanner or a cable for my phone *sigh*
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 14, 2012, 09:29:26 am
drawn my own version of a sespian bunny, though it looks a bit mean.  shame i don't have a scanner or a cable for my phone *sigh*

could I... could I ask for a Thalia bunny to go with it? *blushes*
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 09:48:21 am
I'll do what i can, i just need to try and locate the scanner and cable for this.  probably be next week as i sat doodling at work.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 14, 2012, 09:54:50 am
Squeeee! You'd make my day, really :P
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 10:30:19 am
nowhere near as cute as caels, i suppose thy're a bit more realistic but anthropomorphic ;)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 10:39:53 am
I want a Sespian bunny, too!
I'd also like to see a FAT ugly Pike bunny

I don't think I want a Pike bunny...ooh! Encrypted bunnies! With a little Rias and Tikaya. I think we'll have a few Encrypted fics by the time Decrypted comes out. :)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 14, 2012, 12:52:56 pm
Woobie!Sespian plot bunny now up in Fan Art... ;D
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Moondreamer on September 14, 2012, 01:01:24 pm
I still want a plot bunny with the uniform like spoken of before :P
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 14, 2012, 01:04:05 pm
...ooh! Encrypted bunnies! With a little Rias and Tikaya. I think we'll have a few Encrypted fics by the time Decrypted comes out. :)
Ohhh yes! Bunny Rias wearing his Admiral uniform and Tikaya wearing huge geek glasses! :)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: maggiej117 on September 14, 2012, 01:43:42 pm
I want a Sespian bunny, too!
I'd also like to see a FAT ugly Pike bunny

I don't think I want a Pike bunny...ooh! Encrypted bunnies! With a little Rias and Tikaya. I think we'll have a few Encrypted fics by the time Decrypted comes out. :)

Every time I see a Pike bunny in my mind it's being dissected
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: adamai on September 14, 2012, 01:49:33 pm
I want a Sespian bunny, too!
I'd also like to see a FAT ugly Pike bunny

I don't think I want a Pike bunny...ooh! Encrypted bunnies! With a little Rias and Tikaya. I think we'll have a few Encrypted fics by the time Decrypted comes out. :)

Every time I see a Pike bunny in my mind it's being dissected

 :D Wait, I think I shouldn't laugh at bunny being dissected..
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: maggiej117 on September 14, 2012, 01:57:37 pm
I want a Sespian bunny, too!
I'd also like to see a FAT ugly Pike bunny

I don't think I want a Pike bunny...ooh! Encrypted bunnies! With a little Rias and Tikaya. I think we'll have a few Encrypted fics by the time Decrypted comes out. :)

Every time I see a Pike bunny in my mind it's being dissected

 :D Wait, I think I shouldn't laugh at bunny being dissected..

Oh, I shouldn't be imagining it. But honestly, it's Pike. He deserves it.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 02:56:15 pm
bunny stew?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 02:57:19 pm
bunny stew?

I don't wanna eat Pike. I don't know where he's been.  :o
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 02:58:38 pm
thats alright you feed it to your worst enemy :D Basic rule of being an evil overlord
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 03:00:20 pm
thats alright you feed it to your worst enemy :D Basic rule of being an evil overlord

Feed your enemy questionable things?
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 14, 2012, 03:03:09 pm
thats alright you feed it to your worst enemy :D Basic rule of being an evil overlord

Feed your enemy questionable things?
well you ave to test if something is poisoned, and unless your teenage step children have really pissed you off that day, you used an untrusted enemy.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on September 14, 2012, 03:04:24 pm
thats alright you feed it to your worst enemy :D Basic rule of being an evil overlord

Feed your enemy questionable things?
well you ave to test if something is poisoned, and unless your teenage step children have really pissed you off that day, you used an untrusted enemy.

 :o...So this means they're still alive? :P
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 14, 2012, 08:06:25 pm
Pike actually tastes good, when deep fried with lemon seasoning.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 14, 2012, 10:40:27 pm
Blegh. Rabbit was always too greasy and gamey for me.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 15, 2012, 12:42:13 pm
Aren't you a bunny breeder though? why else would you raise them ? :)
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Cael on September 15, 2012, 01:27:10 pm
Since they're plot bunnies the only thing to do is give them away. I didn't even know you could eat a plot bunny :o
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Kitty on September 15, 2012, 03:46:20 pm
thats alright you feed it to your worst enemy :D Basic rule of being an evil overlord

Feed your enemy questionable things?
well you ave to test if something is poisoned, and unless your teenage step children have really pissed you off that day, you used an untrusted enemy.

 :o...So this means they're still alive? :P
Matter of opinion
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: K2N2 on September 16, 2012, 03:47:50 pm
Since they're plot bunnies the only thing to do is give them away. I didn't even know you could eat a plot bunny :o
I don't think they are edible....they are more likely to eat your free time.  At least that's what they do to me.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: rklonewolf on September 16, 2012, 08:35:06 pm
I was just joking. I tease my friend about eating plot bunnies all the time because she raises them.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: Meera on March 26, 2013, 12:18:54 am
Answering our question about 'service' or '5 finger date'?

Well, now we know trees are involved.
Title: Re: Things that could happened in EE but LB would never ever write about (Mature!)
Post by: moldynotgo on July 24, 2013, 05:21:34 am
I'm gonna say: Sic and Am sexy time. It'll happen but we won't get any details.
.... And in a follow up: REFUTED.