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Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Closed
« on: August 13, 2012, 12:14:38 pm »
The Challenge: Write a short story depicting Sweartoad's Dirty Assassin Poster (see attachment)
The Prize: An 8x10 AKA A4 sized printout of the poster signed by LB (she agreed via twitter) and (please? Would you?) Sweartoad
The Autograph: Winner chooses whether or not they want Lindsay's digital autograph or to ship the artwork to Lindsay for her autograph.                                                                                              Shipping to Lindsay is paid for by the winner.
The deadline: Two weeks from Monday, August 13. Monday, 27 August midnight according to the forum's timezone (Central US time)
Judges: Forum Peers

Fiction specifics
Maximum length: 3000 words (minor flexibility)
Acceptable types of stories: AU, in canon, post-canon
Acceptable rating: R or cleaner, no NC-17
Posting instructions: all story titles must be in the form "The Dirty Assassin [...Poster's Forum Username...] Rated: [...rating...]"
Voting: Closed until Monday, August 27th midnight forum's timezone (Central US time)
« Last Edit: August 28, 2012, 12:02:47 am by Mana »
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The Dirty Assassin [EEfangirl] rated R
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2012, 10:33:48 pm »
Alrighty, I guess I'll get the ball rolling here with a less-than-perfect story. This is definitely rated R, and it's set after Amaranthe escapes from Pike and Ravido. I'm sure this will all be completely wrong as of September, but as of now, it's all fair game for post-canon stuff for this contest, right?  ;D

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Re: The Dirty Assassin [EEfangirl] rated R
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2012, 10:47:46 pm »
Alrighty, I guess I'll get the ball rolling here with a less-than-perfect story. This is definitely rated R, and it's set after Amaranthe escapes from Pike and Ravido. I'm sure this will all be completely wrong as of September, but as of now, it's all fair game for post-canon stuff for this contest, right?  ;D
Sounds like fun & post-canon is all good.
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2012, 02:48:09 am »
:o

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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2012, 07:48:04 am »
Alright, posting now because I'm happy with it.  And any more changes would push me over the word limit!   ::)
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2012, 09:05:32 am »
And again :o
Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.

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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2012, 09:45:24 am »
This is going to be a hard (hee hee) contest to judge!  Already spec-tac-ular! and we only have 2 entries submitted!

Thanks guys!

Wow, just WOW!

PS.  I think I just broke my "don't comment" rule.  *sigh*
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2012, 09:47:07 am »
OK. I feel like I can't read yours until I post mine. So here it is.

Mana: Can you clarify the rules on posting comments on entries?
Thx!

Edit: Rated R. Falls between EE2 and EE3. Canon. Yes, I said canon.
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2012, 09:53:15 am »
OK. I feel like I can't read yours until I post mine. So here it is.

Yeah, that too.
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2012, 10:00:30 am »
OK. I feel like I can't read yours until I post mine. So here it is.

Mana: Can you clarify the rules on posting comments on entries?
Thx!

Edit: Rated R. Falls between EE2 and EE3. Canon. Yes, I said canon.

I think no comments should be related to the story discussion.  I think praise is good but nothing that would fall under Spoiler tags.

What do you think?
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2012, 10:08:51 am »
I'm feeling the pressure!  I promise not to read anyone else's until after I post.

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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2012, 10:13:00 am »
OK. I feel like I can't read yours until I post mine. So here it is.

Mana: Can you clarify the rules on posting comments on entries?
Thx!

Edit: Rated R. Falls between EE2 and EE3. Canon. Yes, I said canon.

I think no comments should be related to the story discussion.  I think praise is good but nothing that would fall under Spoiler tags.

What do you think?

Actually, I think my first thought was any comments would color the voting.  Maybe only smiley faced comments?  No words?
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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2012, 10:17:10 am »
And yet again :o
Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.

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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2012, 11:13:19 am »
And yet again :o

Hahahaha!! Kitty, you have the best comment of the bunch here. :)

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Re: Dirty Assassin fan fiction contest - Now Open
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2012, 11:37:10 am »
And yet again :o

Hahahaha!! Kitty, you have the best comment of the bunch here. :)


Seriously. I keep laughing :D Where's your story?
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