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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #15 on: September 28, 2012, 08:10:23 am »
Can I just say that this image of Mal's kis trying to ride the cat is absolutely hilarious? Also, I wasn'T the one who imagined Books with a kyattese scolar, although I still have to admit I would definitely see him with someone like that. As for Aktyr, he'd have to grow up and mature quite a bit before he was ready for kids O_o No one's talked of Sespian yet though. I would guess he will have kids, especially he he is still Emperor by the end of EE...

And if his wife isn't getting pregnant, she can do what- or rather who- Marathi did.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #16 on: September 28, 2012, 12:30:42 pm »
And if his wife isn't getting pregnant, she can do what- or rather who- Marathi did.

 :o  Since he's Sicarius' son, I don't think he'll have a problem with fertility, but even so, that would be unforgivable on too many counts.
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2012, 12:34:13 pm »
Just one of many strange thoughts I've had.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2012, 12:55:19 pm »
And if his wife isn't getting pregnant, she can do what- or rather who- Marathi did.

 :o  Since he's Sicarius' son, I don't think he'll have a problem with fertility, but even so, that would be unforgivable on too many counts.

That discussion has certainly turned weird since I was there this morning  :o
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2012, 01:01:03 pm »
Not my fault. My imagination and I are two very people

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2012, 01:01:55 pm »
And I swear I'm not insane.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2012, 01:42:20 pm »
by having to declare you are sane brings it into question.
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2012, 01:47:55 pm »
I didn't exactly say I was sane either. I'm just a happy medium :D

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2012, 01:59:54 pm »
thats boring territory.  Though I understand being Knurd is a bitch as thats the same as being totally sane
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2012, 05:10:15 pm »
No one's talked of Sespian yet though. I would guess he will have kids, especially he he is still Emperor by the end of EE...

And if his wife isn't getting pregnant, she can do what- or rather who- Marathi did.

That is entering Flowers in the Attic territory. Do they have attics in Turgonia? I hope not. Because then Sespian's kids would end up in one and would produce rabid ballerina babies.

ETA: Huh. Maybe that would explain how weird past Turgonian emperors were. Having babies with your twin sister, when your great-uncle's your father, and your kids probably would be paranoid messes.

Man, those are hours of my middle school years that I'm never going to have back. :(
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2012, 04:21:56 pm »
Oh the 7th grade Flowers-in-the-Attic stage. <facepalm>

In my thirties I told my mother I read all those books and she was like - where was I, your mother??? Major ick factor. Blech.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2012, 04:49:30 pm »
My mom forbid me to read the Babysitter Club books when I was in second grade because she thought they were too "grown up", and after that, I kind of made my own reading decisions without consultation. I would not wish those Babysitter Club Little Sister books on my worst enemy, because they were painfully dull.

I would not wish VC Andrews books on my worst enemy either, but it's not because they're dull.
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2012, 05:52:57 pm »
My middle school library stocked Flower in the Attic but pulled Catcher in the Rye off the shelves... /facepalm
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2012, 08:18:52 pm »
My middle school put Cosmopolitan in both English and Spanish on the racks, but in doing that, Time Magazine and National Geographic had to go. Sigh.  :o
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2012, 09:31:59 pm »

Yes. And for some reason, I keep seeing Maldynado as a househusband, while Yara pursues a career. He sees a future of bon-bons and shopping for himself, but instead he gets toddlers trying to ride the cat.


This made me laugh, because I have two toddlers and they've both gone through that stage. The cat was not nearly as amused as I was.