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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #30 on: September 30, 2012, 10:16:25 pm »

Yes. And for some reason, I keep seeing Maldynado as a househusband, while Yara pursues a career. He sees a future of bon-bons and shopping for himself, but instead he gets toddlers trying to ride the cat.


This made me laugh, because I have two toddlers and they've both gone through that stage. The cat was not nearly as amused as I was.

These must be some big cats. I never tried to ride anything smaller than the family Doberman. :D


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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #31 on: September 30, 2012, 11:24:24 pm »
My nephew is currently going through the inappropriate use of the cat stage. He doesn't seem to understand the whole relative size thing. He really just understands that sometimes when you give the cat orders, the cat goes along with it. And he loves the kitty, so it doesn't occur to him that giving the kitty slobbery toddler kisses results in a mouthful of fur.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #32 on: October 01, 2012, 03:15:22 am »
Please do not include me in this Kitty abuse thank you ;)
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #33 on: October 01, 2012, 05:45:30 am »
Please do not include me in this Kitty abuse thank you ;)

I dunno, could be fun...
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #34 on: October 01, 2012, 10:02:03 am »
Please do not include me in this Kitty abuse thank you ;)

I dunno, could be fun...
Be warned I have a somewhat active imagination when it comes to revenge :D

yeah go for it, could be fun
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #35 on: October 01, 2012, 11:39:20 am »

Yes. And for some reason, I keep seeing Maldynado as a househusband, while Yara pursues a career. He sees a future of bon-bons and shopping for himself, but instead he gets toddlers trying to ride the cat.


This made me laugh, because I have two toddlers and they've both gone through that stage. The cat was not nearly as amused as I was.

These must be some big cats. I never tried to ride anything smaller than the family Doberman. :D

Ha, well ... no one has ever accused toddlers of an overabundance of logical thinking.

My nephew is currently going through the inappropriate use of the cat stage. He doesn't seem to understand the whole relative size thing. He really just understands that sometimes when you give the cat orders, the cat goes along with it. And he loves the kitty, so it doesn't occur to him that giving the kitty slobbery toddler kisses results in a mouthful of fur.

Kitties have many uses when you're two! Hardly any of them appropriate applications of cats!

Case in point!  ;D

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #36 on: October 01, 2012, 12:48:43 pm »
My cat's a nice beefy 18 pounds and is larger than most 'medium' sized dogs. A toddler might actually be able to (attempt) to ride him...
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #37 on: October 01, 2012, 12:58:58 pm »
My cat's a nice beefy 18 pounds and is larger than most 'medium' sized dogs. A toddler might actually be able to (attempt) to ride him...

Is this assassin cat? Because that doesn't sound like a very assassinly size

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #38 on: October 01, 2012, 02:27:46 pm »
Just thinking about a Tom Cat we used to have and yes, i suspect a toddler could have ridden it easily.

I do recall attempting to ride our rather large Rough Collie when i was about 4.  Man did I get a thrashing for that :o
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #39 on: October 01, 2012, 05:39:34 pm »
My cat's a nice beefy 18 pounds and is larger than most 'medium' sized dogs. A toddler might actually be able to (attempt) to ride him...

Is this assassin cat? Because that doesn't sound like a very assassinly size

It is, but he's not fat at all - just a large cat. I don't know what his parents were, but there has to be Maine Coon in there somewhere.

Speaking of assassinly things... comically, he's never managed to learn how to climb trees. It has been a boon to the flourishing baby bird population in my yard, though. And our 'pet' squirrel (which I've nicknamed Amaranthe) likes to tease the hell out of him because it knows he can't climb.

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #40 on: October 01, 2012, 05:43:59 pm »
I wish there were cool animals in my backyard! All I've got here is some birds and (occasionally) my dog

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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #41 on: October 01, 2012, 09:12:51 pm »
I wish I had an assassin cat I just have my 2 boring dogs
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2012, 09:17:28 pm »
I've got three dogs (one which thinks he's people) and two cats (one which thinks he's a dog). And a "pet" squirrel that yells at me when the bird feeder gets low and taunts my cat.
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #43 on: October 02, 2012, 05:33:43 am »
got 2 cats - one a psychopathic murderer, the other a lazy little madam.  tropical fish - one of which is in permanent solitary for being a murderous bar steward.  and in the garden lots of birds and Red Kites.
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Re: Wild speculation on the procreative futures of our intrepid heroes
« Reply #44 on: October 02, 2012, 07:32:39 am »
How did we get from adventures of EE team to adventures of our animals?

And I think I am now a hero member?