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MrStabby

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Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« on: January 09, 2013, 04:35:32 am »
There once was a dagger called Stabby
Whose training had been none too shabby
Many foes he did end
The emperor to defend
'Til one day when he met Ms. Gabby

She had been an enforcer in Stumps
Five men she did find to give thumps
To any so naive
To possibly believe
She wouldn't blow their lorry to the dumps

Gabby and Stabby made a great pair
While she had the plans, he laid the snare
One day she did insist
That from murder he desist
And for the enemy show some due care

So hard it was for Stabby to try
To refrain from causing his foes to die,
The more minor crime
Took so much more time
But Gabby made him want to comply.

Because he felt for her in his fashion
Overwhelming and unending passion
He'd go down on his knees
His boss Gabby to please
With the proficiency of an assassin.
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 11:22:18 pm by MrStabby »

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2013, 05:43:08 am »
Squeal!
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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2013, 09:45:30 am »
Awesome!!!!

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2013, 11:32:01 am »
Whoo hoo!  Another poet!  And limerick style even!

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2013, 01:09:18 pm »
oh yeah baby that deserves a Snoopy Dance of Joy!



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Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2013, 01:43:28 pm »
oh yeah baby that deserves a Snoopy Dance of Joy!



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Did you see it?

 :)

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2013, 08:51:43 pm »
Okay, that SERIOUSLY pretty much summed up the whole series PERFECTLY. 

(Okay, maybe the UST <and some RST?>)  :P
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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 04:28:53 pm »
When the complete deluxe boxset of EE is released this should be the blurb.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 04:39:21 pm by SparkleGirl »
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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 04:51:37 pm »
When the complete deluxe boxset of EE is released this should be the blurb.

Yes!  So much yes!!!
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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 05:00:42 pm »
Brilliant! Hahahaha!

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2013, 12:11:28 pm »
That was excellent. Thanks.

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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2013, 06:49:58 pm »
Aw, that was cute!  :)
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Re: Mr. Stabby's Poetry
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2013, 06:59:02 pm »
I just saw this.

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GO TEAM STABBY!