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K2N2

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #30 on: January 29, 2013, 10:30:43 am »
<whispers> They ARE fictional. Right?

<whispers back>  Ask the Empress if she has knife holes in her dungeon walls.

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2013, 06:35:41 am »
thats dangerously close to knot holes in tree trunks  :o
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #32 on: January 30, 2013, 05:23:40 pm »
Just to AHEM clarify, I was NOT asking for smut! Not even for ... you know... yeah. That.

But the tender besmooching that is beyond PG. For example, scar kissing = what I meant. Golden curls = not what I meant. Bratwurst = not even on the radar, except for dinner.

Oh, I see. Is scar kissing not PG? PG-13 perhaps?


A true 'PG' novel probably wouldn't have had spelunking, or Sic's firm backside in the smokestack, or the mention of Akstyr and his tree (and yes boys and girls, that is NUMBER ONE FANART I DO NOT WANT TO SEE!).

But by all means, keep the novel PG-13 with smootching and most clothing on.

I think I'm just curious what The Empress's imagination translates to with Sic/Am in bed. Are they playful? Does Sicarius cry? Does he even have a clue what he's doing? Does she? Etc, etc.

It's hard to explain this, but I want more information from a purely intellectual standpoint. Not because I want to be a fly on the wall for The Sexytimes, but because I want to understand the characters.



... No one here believes me, do they?

I believe you..simply because I would like to know too.  Pillow talk would be fun:)

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2013, 11:45:51 pm »
Well, I'm not sure where I can tuck in pillow talk (people think this would be less one-sided than all their other conversations? :D) amongst all the intrigues and explosions I have planned, but I'll keep it in mind!


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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2013, 12:10:41 am »
Well, I'm not sure where I can tuck in pillow talk (people think this would be less one-sided than all their other conversations? :D) amongst all the intrigues and explosions I have planned, but I'll keep it in mind!


Who said pillows would be involved? Your last kissing scene was in a smokestack. :P
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2013, 12:15:43 am »
Well, I'm not sure where I can tuck in pillow talk (people think this would be less one-sided than all their other conversations? :D) amongst all the intrigues and explosions I have planned, but I'll keep it in mind!



So, what you're saying is that Sicarius's pillow talk is going to be about the same as what he says after a training session?

In order of awesomeness:

1. Grunt of approval
2. "Acceptable."
3. "Good."
4. "You are a competent bed friend."

Oh, so romantic! Be still my heart! With words like these, can any woman stand a chance?
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2013, 02:10:46 am »
4. "You are a competent bed friend."

Oh, so romantic! Be still my heart! With words like these, can any woman stand a chance?

Um...

<gets in line for Sicarius to say that to her. Hides this thread from husband.>

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2013, 05:42:56 am »
lol - that reminded me a passing thought yesterday, when the 5yr old mentioned report cards. 

Sicarius grading scale: 

A for Adequate
D for Do it 5 more times


THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN!  :P
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2013, 06:21:24 am »
In his world, those A and D grades are not mutually exclusive.

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2013, 09:21:00 am »
Five more times? Right away?

Sounds like a challenge for Mr. Stabby!

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2013, 12:03:29 pm »
Five more times? Right away?

Sounds like a challenge for Mr. Stabby!
I must say he has inhuman stamina if he manages that. Lock and load, baby, lock and load.
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2013, 01:10:59 pm »
challenge accepted >:D
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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #42 on: January 31, 2013, 01:36:39 pm »
Ooh does that mean you are writing another story Kitty? 

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #43 on: January 31, 2013, 05:00:25 pm »
Didn't really want to start a new thread, but perhaps this could be fodder for the "challenge." A friend posted it on facebook:

http://i.imgur.com/0fqQ1nt.gif

It's a vast landscape out there... and yet a fair number of those regions have been, uh, surveyed on the forum. I don't see trees anywhere, though.
It's possible we remember the events a little differently.

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Re: Fade to... technicolor?
« Reply #44 on: January 31, 2013, 05:51:25 pm »
 :o
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