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Poetry Corner
« on: February 04, 2013, 05:27:07 pm »
As has been noted elsewhere Poetry, mostly haiku and limericks, tend to spontaneously appear in the comments to other threads and are only rarely posted all by themselves.  This thread is a place to recopy these creative endeavors so they can be enjoyed by all.  I suggest that we identify the original thread, the poetry author and provide a short explanation for why the poetry outburst occurred in the first place.  Discussion of the poetry should generally occur on the original thread.

For Example:

Original Thread: Fan fiction/Pre-Canon/A Family Affair
Poem Author: K2N2
Reason:  Sparklegirl asked for a poem as a forefit for blowing her ending.

"A Marblecrest's lot," he bemoaned,
"Means doing what the family condoned.
To marry a shrew,
They want me to do,
I'd much prefer to be disowned."


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Re: Poetry Corner
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2013, 07:01:25 pm »
Original Thread:  Fan Fiction/Pre-canon/A Family Affair
Poem Author:  Sparklegirl
Reason:  Inspired by K2N2's "forfit" poem.

There once was a girl with a face like a toad
She waddled around like a wide bearing load
Her daddy was rich
And I was her pick
So I inevitably took for the road.
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Re: Poetry Corner
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2013, 07:06:50 pm »
Original Thread: Fan Fiction/Canon/Negotiations & Bonuses
Poem Author:  K2N2
Reason:  Haiku explanation of "happy trails".  Haiku comment on extraneous hair location.  Haiku commentary on "happy trails" picture.

Hair leaving a trail
to follow along southward
ending at pleasure

Hair between your teeth
Can be a major buzz kill
Flossing is a help

Mustache that extends
Down in two lines unending
A trail not to take!


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Re: Poetry Corner
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 12:07:41 pm »
Original Thread:  Fan Fiction/Canon/Litya's Lament
Poem Authors:  Mr. Stabby; Sparklegirl; K2N2 (in that order)
Reason:  Poetry interactin in response to Sparklegirl's posted poem

Your romance under the sea
Ended unfortunately.
But tell me, was it worth it?
(I'll keep it 'twixt you and me.)

Alas I confess
I am left stricken, alone
Missing an eyeball.

Hindsight ever perfect:
Release of an assassin
Not a smart idea!