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A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« on: February 20, 2013, 05:59:28 pm »
A Sonnet of Swordplay

Much time has passed since the day that I left
That velvet scabbard, home to ev'ry blade.
Years spent in training, and now I am deft
At every technique ever displayed.

Until I met you, I fought best alone.
Who needs a friend when his skills are unmatched?
Worthy opponents have never been known,
And those who would dare were quickly dispatched.

You try, but while you detect ev'ry feint,
Your blocks are slowing -- my last slipped beneath
Your schooled defense. Forsaking restraint
I now pierce the silky depths of your sheath.

I thrust and parry and rob you of breath,
Volleying blows 'til you meet your small death.

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2013, 06:26:21 pm »
The sonnet, a form I eschew.
My line's feet always end up askew.
But this composition,
rivals nuclear fission.
Now an NB member are you!

Very, very nice.

Someone please turn up the air conditioner in the forum....again.

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2013, 04:46:37 am »
<dies of EE joy>

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2013, 05:33:28 am »
the air conditioning broke after the valentines competition.  we're waiting for the engineer
Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2013, 10:43:47 am »
The sonnet, a form I eschew.
My line's feet always end up askew.
But this composition,
rivals nuclear fission.
Now an NB member are you!

Very, very nice.

Someone please turn up the air conditioner in the forum....again.

My primary goal since the month of December:
Achieve the status of Naughty Brigade "member"!

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2013, 01:42:00 pm »
The sonnet, a form I eschew.
My line's feet always end up askew.
But this composition,
rivals nuclear fission.
Now an NB member are you!

Very, very nice.

Someone please turn up the air conditioner in the forum....again.

My primary goal since the month of December:
Achieve the status of Naughty Brigade "member"!

Achieved!!  Well done!

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #6 on: March 10, 2013, 07:26:15 pm »
My primary goal since the month of December:
Achieve the status of Naughty Brigade "member"!

DUDE!  That NEEDS to be a level!  Or a title.  Hmmm.   Mana, can I have a title?  Like, Naughty Brigade co-chair with Alex? >:D
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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2013, 10:28:29 am »
I'll just be NB Enforcer >:D
Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2013, 10:33:50 am »
Can it be added after "Hero" member or are those labels static for the forum? 

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2013, 02:59:34 pm »
Can it be added after "Hero" member or are those labels static for the forum?

I'd have to hack the code, I'll look into it... eventually.
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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2013, 10:26:39 pm »
In your infinite amount of "free" time of course!  Probably not worth the bother when it's blatantly obvious who belongs to the NB. 

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Re: A Sonnet of Swordplay, by Mr. Stabby
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2013, 09:24:26 am »
its obvious? there a list or summat? :o
Stress /noun/ : The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the ever-loving-shit out of someone who desperately deserves it.